Check into the Howard Johnson Motor Inn for murder, mayhem and killer laughs. Travel back to the 1970’s as ditzy Arlene and her lover Mitchell, a Casanova in disco pants, plot to knock off Arlene’s used car salesman husband inside their hotel room. Things quickly go haywire as the hapless hitmen keep getting in their own way, and their attempts to do each other in hilariously fail. Allegiances shift, and soon everybody wants everybody dead. But hey….all’s fair in love and contract killing !
Prior to the performance enjoy a delicious lunch at Betty’s Restaurant in Chippewa.
9:00 AM Depart Oakville Holiday Inn, Trafalgar & Argus Ave
9:30 AM Depart Burlington – Holiday Inn, Harvester & South Service Rd.
10:00 AM Depart Hamilton – Toys R Us Plaza, Upper Wentworth & Kingfisher
*** loading behind McDonalds
10:15 AM Depart Hamilton – Incarnation Church, Barton & Nash
11:00 AM Depart St. Catharines – No Frills Plaza, Welland & Bunting Rd.
***loading behind Tim Horton’s
11:45 AM Arrival for lunch at Betty’s Restaurant.
1:00 PM Depart Betty’s Restaurant for Port Colborne
1:30 PM Arrive at the Showboat Festival Theatre Port Colborne
4:00 PM Depart Port Colborne for home.
5:00 PM Approx. time of arrival in St. Catharines – No Frills Plaza
5:45 PM Approx. time of arrival in Hamilton- Incarnation Church
6:00 PM Approx. time of arrival Hamilton- Toys R Us Plaza
6:30 PM Approx. time of arrival Burlington – Holiday Inn
6:45 PM Approx. time of arrival Oakville – Holiday Inn